Chardonnay

In my efforts to "Explore, Dream and Discover", I bought some Chardonnay at Walmart. I'm starting to become a real wine con-a-sewer!!
Why can't they just call it White, Pink and Red shit??
This also cost $2.77, but I did notice they had some for up to $8 and $10!!
WOW!! How expensive can this crap get? And who would pay that kind of money??
Slept pretty good although I think the Pink shit worked better.