Pink Shit!

Now as most of you know, I'm not a wine con-a-sewer. On New Year's Eve, Terry brought out a bottle of Wayne Gretzky Pink Shit that brought back some fine memories of a Fall Fishing Trip a few years back.
So we're in WalMart last night picking up a few supplies and there on an end cap is a number of fine wines (I think that's the term the ladidas use) for $2.77. So I picked up a bottle of Pink Shit and it tasted just as good as the Gretzky stuff. Now what I found is that I slept like a baby last night.....and I only had half the bottle! It worked better than sleeping pills and the dispensing fee is way cheaper (15 cent deposit vs $11.99).
I think I'm onto something here. I just hope I don't turn into a hoity toity!